The Owls Guide

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     owl      punk owl   owl with antlers   chinese owl   flying owl

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   [`-']        [`-']         [`-']            [`-']        [`-']
   -"-"-        -"-"-         -"---            -"-"-        -"-"-
 drunk owl   owl junkie   one legged owl     shrewd owl   greedy owl

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  <#,#>         <o-o>              <*,*>            <*,*>
  [`-']         [`-']              [`-']            [`-']
  -"-"-         -"-"-              -"-"-            -"-"-
 T-V owl   owl with glasses   owl with top-hat   owl with fez

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     [`-//           [`o']      [       _  |                   "owl"
     -"-"-           -"-"-       `-----' `-'
 owl with sling   medallion owl   surreal owl   owl in cave     owl

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     [`-']            [`S']         [   ]          "`-']
     -"-"-            -"-"-                        "[---
 confidential owl   super owl   minimalist owl   cubist owl

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  -"-"-            -"-"-            -"-"-             -"-"-
 Holy owl       Satanic owl     Owl from behind     Martian Owl

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  [`-']            [`-']            [`-'___`-']     U---'-']
  -"-"-            -"-"-            --"-----"--        -"-"-
 Tired owl        Sad owl          Siamese owl(s)   owl smoking

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 owl wearing     high speed       fat owl    cyclopian     owl
  headphones        owl                         owl      wearing
                                                        lip gloss